Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Stupid Mantras

Live each day as if it's your last.

Really? Do you know what would happen if we actually did that? Lived every microsecond with the spectre of our mortality, our looming deaths? Fear would paralyze us into Tussaud versions of ourselves. Or we'd poop. Like, constantly.
And because we'd be pooping constantly, we'd have to consume constantly. Pooping, consuming. Pooping consuming. Pooping, consuming. The spiral would continue until our bodies were completely destroyed and we dropped dead in a pile of our own waste. Imagine how many years of productive life we'd have cut short because we tried living each day as if it were our last. Imagine the plight of the person who finds our corpse and has to clean up after.

Tell me, is that a risk worth taking?

What do you think happens next?

Note: The above corresponds to this blogger's personal views. If you find any ideas or words objectionable please direct your complaints to:


  1. This was hilarious. You should do a series of posts on stupid mantras. :)

  2. :D Hahaha Banno - but that would be so arrogant of me! (I mean, even more arrogant than this post here.)

  3. Hi!

    I really like this post, and would love to get in touch regarding a guest blogging opportunity. Can you please drop a line @

    Looking forward to hearing back!

    P.S: Came here via Twitter. And very grateful for it! :)