Tuesday, April 14, 2015

The Cultural Imperative Song

You should get married.
You're 36 you should get married.
You're overweight you should get married.
You can barely make rent you should get married.
Your job is stressful you should get married.
You have subclinical hypothyroidism you should get married.
Kashmir, Palestine, Yemen, Syria you should get married.
You burned the dal you should get married.
Your parents are going to die one day you should get married.
Your friends' marriages are in trouble you should get married.
People will think you're a lesbian you should get married.
You won't be guaranteed happiness but you should get married.
The share market is falling you should get married.
That'll be Rs.500 you should get married.

You're married you should have babies.
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11 comments:

  1. Shubham PatilApril 25, 2015 at 1:25 AM

    Awesome!

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  2. AnonymousApril 26, 2015 at 12:49 AM

    In a way they're right. Getting married solves all your problems. I have entirely new ones since I got married.

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    1. Aquatic StaticApril 26, 2015 at 6:34 AM

      I have no doubt. There are so many songs in the world.

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  3. vCMay 17, 2015 at 1:01 PM

    hahahah..loved it..

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  4. In searchJuly 31, 2015 at 2:39 AM

    But of course, you should get married. And if you're married you should have babies. And what when you're married and babied and divorced? Another song huh ;)

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    1. Aquatic StaticJuly 31, 2015 at 9:41 AM

      Hahahah. Countless songs. Everybody has their own.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2016 at 7:46 PM

    And Unfortunately the Rant Goes On. Will Drop-By Again! Cheers!

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